Sounds like an interesting place to go!Hope you don't have a SERIOUS emergency!Do you think anybody is really buying that?Well, he can't read, you know! I don't even wanna know...

maybe too much eggnog?

Talk about lit...

 awww...that's so sad

 'nuf said...

 H  i never would have guessed...Maybe just a little too precise?  

 Hey, Grandma's cows can read!

But Daddy I gotta go NOW! oh boy...  Well OK if that's the way you wanna be.....

 I don't know, doc. It's like a stabbing pain in my head.  

NO WAY I'm going out like this!

Come on baby light my fire

Show some respect!

Reading Is Fundamental

really?

Help stamp out and abolish redundancy

Is that a command?

Follow directions, if you can.